《半(ban)個(ge)(ge)蘿卜(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)一(yi)個(ge)(ge)坑(keng)(keng)(keng)(keng)(keng)》是(shi)(shi)(shi)由程東海導(dao)演(yan),沙溢主演(yan)的(de)(de)(de)一(yi)部軍事愛情(qing)(qing)題(ti)材的(de)(de)(de)電影。是(shi)(shi)(shi)一(yi)部軍旅喜(xi)劇片。何為半(ban)個(ge)(ge)蘿卜(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)一(yi)個(ge)(ge)坑(keng)(keng)(keng)(keng)(keng):人(ren)們(men)常拿這比(bi)喻(yu)大齡男女,意(yi)(yi)思是(shi)(shi)(shi)終究你(ni)打不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)了(le)(le)(le)光(guang)棍,仔細揣摸,這比(bi)喻(yu)竟很(hen)(hen)生動,只可意(yi)(yi)會不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)可言傳,說穿了(le)(le)(le)俗。人(ren)們(men)形容有(you)些(xie)機(ji)關的(de)(de)(de)編制,也是(shi)(shi)(shi)一(yi)個(ge)(ge)蘿卜(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)一(yi)個(ge)(ge)坑(keng)(keng)(keng)(keng)(keng),意(yi)(yi)思是(shi)(shi)(shi)即便你(ni)是(shi)(shi)(shi)一(yi)根好(hao)(hao)(hao)蘿卜(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)、大蘿卜(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu),可是(shi)(shi)(shi)沒(mei)(mei)(mei)(mei)坑(keng)(keng)(keng)(keng)(keng)了(le)(le)(le),沒(mei)(mei)(mei)(mei)坑(keng)(keng)(keng)(keng)(keng)了(le)(le)(le)你(ni)蘿卜(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)再好(hao)(hao)(hao),沒(mei)(mei)(mei)(mei)地方(fang)栽(zai)(zai)你(ni)也得死。還沒(mei)(mei)(mei)(mei)聽說啥地方(fang)坑(keng)(keng)(keng)(keng)(keng)多(duo)的(de)(de)(de)是(shi)(shi)(shi),就(jiu)(jiu)等(deng)蘿卜(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu),可能有(you),但那(nei)坑(keng)(keng)(keng)(keng)(keng)不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)對外(wai),有(you)的(de)(de)(de)蘿卜(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)來了(le)(le)(le)有(you)坑(keng)(keng)(keng)(keng)(keng),而(er)且放開(kai)讓你(ni)選,有(you)的(de)(de)(de)蘿卜(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)來了(le)(le)(le),就(jiu)(jiu)沒(mei)(mei)(mei)(mei)坑(keng)(keng)(keng)(keng)(keng)了(le)(le)(le)。因此,有(you)坑(keng)(keng)(keng)(keng)(keng)沒(mei)(mei)(mei)(mei)坑(keng)(keng)(keng)(keng)(keng),坑(keng)(keng)(keng)(keng)(keng)大坑(keng)(keng)(keng)(keng)(keng)小,有(you)時候全在人(ren)的(de)(de)(de)手(shou)心里(li)攥著。坑(keng)(keng)(keng)(keng)(keng)代表機(ji)會或(huo)者崗位,蘿卜(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)代表人(ren)或(huo)者關系(xi),那(nei)么(me)坑(keng)(keng)(keng)(keng)(keng)與蘿卜(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)的(de)(de)(de)關系(xi)就(jiu)(jiu)好(hao)(hao)(hao)像你(ni)和情(qing)(qing)人(ren)之(zhi)間的(de)(de)(de)關系(xi),很(hen)(hen)微妙、很(hen)(hen)敏感。不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)像老(lao)夫老(lao)妻,即便是(shi)(shi)(shi)吵(chao)一(yi)架(jia),鬧得天(tian)翻地覆,說不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)定一(yi)夜之(zhi)間又(you)和好(hao)(hao)(hao)如初了(le)(le)(le)。情(qing)(qing)人(ren)就(jiu)(jiu)不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)同了(le)(le)(le),搞不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)好(hao)(hao)(hao)就(jiu)(jiu)和你(ni)拜(bai)拜(bai)了(le)(le)(le)。坑(keng)(keng)(keng)(keng)(keng)一(yi)般掌握在少數人(ren)手(shou)中,少數人(ren)拿坑(keng)(keng)(keng)(keng)(keng)確實(shi)當(dang)坑(keng)(keng)(keng)(keng)(keng),這坑(keng)(keng)(keng)(keng)(keng)里(li)該栽(zai)(zai)什么(me),誰(shui)可以栽(zai)(zai),心里(li)清楚得很(hen)(hen),外(wai)人(ren)要想栽(zai)(zai),費勁(jing)。坑(keng)(keng)(keng)(keng)(keng)是(shi)(shi)(shi)關系(xi)社(she)會的(de)(de)(de)代表和實(shi)惠。對待坑(keng)(keng)(keng)(keng)(keng),有(you)的(de)(de)(de)人(ren)辦法多(duo),比(bi)如明明那(nei)坑(keng)(keng)(keng)(keng)(keng)太(tai)淺,栽(zai)(zai)不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)下蘿卜(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu),可是(shi)(shi)(shi)你(ni)要想走,不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)行,老(lao)老(lao)實(shi)實(shi)在坑(keng)(keng)(keng)(keng)(keng)里(li)待著,泡臭了(le)(le)(le)、泡爛了(le)(le)(le)沒(mei)(mei)(mei)(mei)人(ren)問,想換個(ge)(ge)土,不(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)行。有(you)的(de)(de)(de)蘿卜(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)(bu)值十萬,可...